Locale: Mott’s Grove, north of Hampton Franklin County, Iowa; 100 miles due west from Dubuque. Placement in time: May-June 1890. – My age was fifteen years; and I acted the part with an obvious degree of fidelity.

A largish bird flew from a tree near by. It circled back, and seemed a bit bothered. And then I saw the nest.

My very first nest of Cooper’s Hawk!– or, as I then preferred to call it, “Accipiter cooperi (Bonaparte), A.O.U. No. 333” – verbatim from my Bible; which chanced to be Oliver Davie’s “Nest and Eggs of North American Birds.” For the glamour of nomenclature is alluring, in one’s early days. I was not at all sure of the significance of the parenthesized Bonaparte – having a fixed impression that he had been a French General or something, and certainly not a Scientific Oologist like myself; however, it was in the Book, so it belonged. – As for the American Ornithologists’ Union check-list Number 333, that embodied an exactitude dear to my juvenile “scientific” heart, and simply could not be omitted.

The nest was thirty feet up, in a slender oak, which I promptly climbed. – One egg! One bluish egg, without marks. Not so good. For I was a Scientific Oologist, and I was collecting Sets of birds’ eggs; i.e., the total of eggs laid by the mother bird before hatching. Clutches, the British bird-books obscurely term what we Americans openly call Sets – and I have never liked that word clutch; for such a ravenous grasp would surely break ‘em. Clutch indeed! It sounds as morbidly acquisitive as Greb; which is no way to handle eggs.

Descending, I indulged in deep meditation. . . One bluish egg, without marks. . . about the size of a small hen’s egg. . . I mean, a small egg of a hen. – Hm-m-m!… – With quite unaccustomed speed, my meditation arrived at a decision – a perfect decision which at once set my legs into rapid motion toward home, a mere three miles away.

Arriving, and finding no one there, I feverishly raided Mother’s provisions. A small egg of a hen; a small . . . Yep, this one would do. Now let’s see: the bluish; where on earth does Mother. . . I knew, firstly with a boy’s instinct, and secondly from countless forays, where every edible thing, cooked or raw, open or under cover, was kept; – but bluing!

Finally I found it, and shook a lusty measure into a tumbler of water. . . Yep, it’s blue all right! – I dunked the small egg of a hen; ten seconds should do, for this was a hurry matter. . . A watched pot never boils, say the seers; a small egg of a hen, say I, takes an unconscionable time to get bluish – even a light-bluish without marks! – But at long last it was achieved.

I carefully dried the egg, and placed it in cotton in a tin can; then away went my legs, with me along, for the nest in the wildwood, three miles distant. Most earnestly I hoped that no other Scientific Oologists had heard of the nest. – Obviously, they had not.

Almost breathless, I climbed the tree; and presently had in my possession one egg of “Accipiter cooperi(Bonaparte) . . .” – while

In fullness and tract of time, Lady Cooperi had three small eggs of hens – light bluish, etc. And I had a Set (not a Clutch) of three eggs of “Accipiter cooperi (Bonaparte), A.O.U. No. 333.”

I knew, of course, from observation and encyclopedias and things, about which events would eventuate in the nest in the wildwood. I wore the tree and my raiment rather smooth by climbing to see whether my ardent desire might not have forced incubative processes by three or four days; Mind’s obvious superiority over mere Matter should have at least that slight concession! – But no; it took three weeks, as usual.

My visit was late. Darkness was making things spooky and indistinct. So dark was it that Lady Cooperi remained on the nest until I was halfway up; then I heard a rush of wings, followed at once by a disconnected “peep! peep!” Despite alleged gravitational laws, I positively dashed the rest of the way.

Dimly visible, a tiny light form stood in the nest, unhappily peep-peeping for “mother” to come back with her warmth and comfort. Peep-peep was hurried into my hat, and with this between my teeth I descended. With the certitude and inconsequence of happy boyhood, Peep-peep was forthwith christened Moses, before I had reached the ground. . . Well, in passing, let’s clear up this nomenclatorial problem once and for all; for Moses remained her name. Moses as a name for a lady did not perfectly fit; but I was so dead set in my way that no quibble which had to do with mere appropriateness